your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she told me i tasted like america
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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