YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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