her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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