quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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