well you can't waste a boner
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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