Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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