i permit you to call me
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
wow bdsm is so cute
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
