OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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