So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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