so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm sobbing to NWA
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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