So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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