Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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