he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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