Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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