U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I had to cum in my sink.
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