There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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