farters have to be the big spoon...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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