I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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