Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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