While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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