were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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