Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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