history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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