We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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