Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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