I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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