ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
