remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
dude. I can hear the air.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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