...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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