I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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