I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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