Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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