I need help removing her.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I'm really busy with my period
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