it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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