you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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