my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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