Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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