just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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