I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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