did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Are my feet made of real feet?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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