life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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