Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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