Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
