Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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