I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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