her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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