I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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