someone owes me an orgasm
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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