I wannas sexs uuuuu
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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