I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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