I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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