She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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