Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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