Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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