This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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