I wanna passion pit in your ass
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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