Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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